⌚ Waist Watch
Part 1
Yasha went to Grim Britain under the fake name of Lucien de la Fère to spy on Punxxx and other Analchists and pass the infos about their secret secrets "from GB to KGB" so to speak...
As expected, he had to prove to the leader of the gang that he's a real pun-k and a decent cremeanal. He was sent to that one fancy shop in London, according to the sign they sold "waist watches".
"Aha!" thought Yasha, "What an easy test!! Guess who's the lucky, the Cummunist party sure had prepared me for everything! There's nothing a Russian bear couldn't body! I mean... whatever! A waist watch is a piece of cock! *cough* I mean cake..."
For someone who could do 360 degree torso twist with robotic ease, fitting a watch on the waist was a trivial task. Only on his way back he realized how much they tricked him...
That sign on the shop... something was weird about it, as if... Aha! Apparently it's already been pre-vandalized by the Punxxx! They didn't want him to squeeze a watch on his waist, they wanted him to see through the pun they prepared for him... but he fell for it!
Yasha saw a suspicious person looking at him from behind a corner when he suddenly heard the police sirens... Daaaamn!!! Not only they tricked him but framed him as well!!
Luckily, Yasha was trained to do 360 degree oversplits as well, so running really fast was not a problem... Well, let's hope this teenage waist won't be put under a vest 😂
Next in the series: Punxxx Knot Dead: Yasha's Revenge!
Also sorry Yasha can't stay looking like the same character for two pictures in a row, guess it's his ability as a spy to have a flexible appearance 😛