⌚ Waist Watch

Part 1

Yasha went to Grim Britain under the fake name of Lucien de la Fère to spy on Punxxx and other Analchists and pass the infos about their secret secrets "from GB to KGB" so to speak...

As expected, he had to prove to the leader of the gang that he's a real pun-k and a decent cremeanal. He was sent to that one fancy shop in London, according to the sign they sold "waist watches".

"Aha!" thought Yasha, "What an easy test!! Guess who's the lucky, the Cummunist party sure had prepared me for everything! There's nothing a Russian bear couldn't body! I mean... whatever! A waist watch is a piece of cock! *cough* I mean cake..."

For someone who could do 360 degree torso twist with robotic ease, fitting a watch on the waist was a trivial task. Only on his way back he realized how much they tricked him...

That sign on the shop... something was weird about it, as if... Aha! Apparently it's already been pre-vandalized by the Punxxx! They didn't want him to squeeze a watch on his waist, they wanted him to see through the pun they prepared for him... but he fell for it!

Yasha saw a suspicious person looking at him from behind a corner when he suddenly heard the police sirens... Daaaamn!!! Not only they tricked him but framed him as well!!

Luckily, Yasha was trained to do 360 degree oversplits as well, so running really fast was not a problem... Well, let's hope this teenage waist won't be put under a vest 😂

Next in the series: Punxxx Knot Dead: Yasha's Revenge!

Also sorry Yasha can't stay looking like the same character for two pictures in a row, guess it's his ability as a spy to have a flexible appearance 😛

Very cool. To read the time, Yasha has to bend backwards and twist his delicate body. He has already proven he's able to do that. Such a charming beauty.

I'm so glad you liked him! Oh wow, that would be quite a challenge only Yasha can do, being 100% unbreakable 😂

Good idea! Wish to see how things go on...

Thank you so much 😊

Such a cool outfit! And I love the facial expression. Great work!

Thank you so much, very glad you enjoyed it 😁

"'You can't check the watch, wearing like that'? Ye of little faith..."

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this is probably the best piece of art I have ever seen. love your work. it would be nice if you could support Markdown in comments.

Wow, didn't expect that but very glad that you enjoyed it so much 😁

And sorry but I don't want to extend the comment editor in any way because I think it's perfect 😅

Shifty

You are marvelous Yuni... Yasha looks here like tender flower, ready to be gently stroked and kissed. And the hidden joke of hourglass shape with wrist watch is so neat. As are real watches on that place :-) And I like so much even clothing and his cute face.
Story is very funny too :-p
Thanks for this beautiful treat!!!

Thank you so much! So glad you enjoyed the outfit, etc... at some point I'll need to try and remake it because here it's quite rushed but not bad as a concept :P But somehow in my mind I can picture a way more gorgeous version of it and hope to improve it someday :P

Glad you liked the story too, I was surprised all the political parties had so many idiotic puns hidden in their names 😂 Nutsies, Analchists, Cummunists, Demoncraps, I mean come on... no way it was just a coincidence 🤣

Looking so Adorable and Sexy ! Love ❤️ his facial expression !

Thank you so much 😁

Yasha's jacket is drip af!

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Woaha... even better... hmm only thing which I can imagine better is one most normal (black lower part) and that is only because YOU did already better job at sexy black pants on other pics :-)
Iam always so charmed by your little puns... to tell truth I never liked much such wordplay but with yous I laugh always! And lol you are right about those names!

TBJ

The end reminded me of an Emo Philips bit: "I loaned a friend of mine $15,000 for plastic surgery, but now I don't know what he looks like."

Does he wear a Swatch when he's being casual?

Yeah, it's a big problem, even I don't know what yasha looks like anymore 😂😂😂 He can literally be anything from young Justin Bieber to young Darth Vader, then we have examples like this that look like Scarlett Johansson lookalike 🤣

Maybe Swatch Skin 😜

Sorry for the addendum, but I just realised, "Built to such exacting perfection that the band can hold the waist of Yasha here, no matter how tight he cinches" would be a great ad.

He'd also make a great CEO for any company, always there to point at his waist and remind people they have very little time left when they look at him, then twisting his nipples when they look away 🤣

这样太美了
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this is so beautiful

很高兴你喜欢！
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Very happy that you enjoyed!

"Waistwatch", that's actually genius!

Thanks 😜

I can see an even slimmer watch being used further down - an egg timer if you will ^^
But with an vibrating alarm function

Mmm a vibrator on the waist, what a brilliant idea! Too bad it's not something that can be drawn but it's fun to imagine 😜

You could probably connect two people with handcuffs like that too. Maybe a fallout character wears their pip-boy like this.

I like the second idea too, would be cool to have a complex device that monitors digestion and blood circulation, also measuring the cinching progress with high precision. Nothing they could dream of back in the 19th century XD