🥇 Bare Maximum
"Have you seen this cutie before, Jim?"
"No, but I heard that he finished that new intense backfolding crash course."
"What's that?"
"It's ridiculous! Now they have the means to teach you the Ruppel Backbend in just 4 weeks!"
"Nonsense!! If anyone can get this good in just a month..."
"My thoughts exactly! The Octafold will soon be the bare minimum to get a job in the circus..."
"Hmm... but what will be the bare maximum?"
"That's it! Crazy to think what the real hardworking contortionists will soon have to offer if they want to stay on top!"
"Let's be honest Jim, most of them are bottoms anyway..."
"Pfff..."