🏴‍☠️ A Mighty Pirate ™

It took fifty men on his chest to fold him but he didn't break!
A tiny keg of mead was his only vessel through the seven seas.
He drank it all and it only made him more daring.
He squished inside to fit, his only chance at survival.
Fold me up! It's Andrzej Kawaiczyk and the sharpest folds in the seven seas!
In a brand new original franchise.

A Mighty Pirate ™

And so, he sailed the high seas until he turned 18.
He got too good for his tiny keg.
He knew he had to find a matey to fold in it together.
And he found one with a hair of gold, a body of rubber.
In the darkest cave, inside a treasure chest, oh boy, was it a treasure to unfold!
Fold me matey! It's Yasha Lewdbedev!
Together they sailed the high seas, folding in one another.
Taking down the biggest pirate ships with their tiny keg of mead.
They knew that nothing in the world could break those rubber booties.
Their folds never got sloppy.
They were sharp as a pirate's cutlass and tight as a sailor's knot.
Watch in amazement in the cinemos of the world!
See how it's done... in a brand new franchise of fun!
Fold us up, your majesty! It's gonna be a night to remember!

A Mighty Pirate ™

And his hot rubber matey.
New folds to conquer!
Fold up and let's go!!