🏴‍☠️ A Mighty Pirate ™

It took fifty men on his chest to fold him but he didn't break!
A tiny keg of mead was his only vessel through the seven seas.
He drank it all and it only made him more daring.
He squished inside to fit, his only chance at survival.
Fold me up! It's Andrzej Kawaiczyk and the sharpest folds in the seven seas!
In a brand new original franchise.

A Mighty Pirate ™

And so, he sailed the high seas until he turned 18.
He got too good for his tiny keg.
He knew he had to find a matey to fold in it together.
And he found one with a hair of gold, a body of rubber.
In the darkest cave, inside a treasure chest, oh boy, was it a treasure to unfold!
Fold me matey! It's Yasha Lewdbedev!
Together they sailed the high seas, folding in one another.
Taking down the biggest pirate ships with their tiny keg of mead.
They knew that nothing in the world could break those rubber booties.
Their folds never got sloppy.
They were sharp as a pirate's cutlass and tight as a sailor's knot.
Watch in amazement in the cinemos of the world!
See how it's done... in a brand new franchise of fun!
Fold us up, your majesty! It's gonna be a night to remember!

A Mighty Pirate ™

And his hot rubber matey.
New folds to conquer!
Fold up and let's go!!

You know, before this art I never thought that we need a pirate Andrzej... well... WE NEED A PIRATE ANDRZEJ AND MORE.
He is so bold and handsome in this pose, with this defiant look and tattoos on his body, making his image a little rough, you know, a little "edgy stupid-sexy toxic street rat".
This is a great art.

Joka

I couldn't agree more! Jack Sparrow and Long John Silver are nervously sweating right now, their bendy cabin boys trembling in fear, their parrots fainting from shock. They all say 'Who is this guy!? How dare he steal the spotlight!' But the real question is: Who can outfold these mighty folds?! It takes two to sit upon the shoulders that firmly, but he can do it solo! One thing is certain, he's the talk of the seven seas! And he's no sissy cabin boy, sir! He's got guts and he's not afraid to break some laws of anatomy if it means getting that perfect fold.

All hail the Bended Buccaneers, Folded Flibustiers, Contorted Corsairs and Pretzel Privateers!

Indeed! We must not forget Limber Looters, Origami Outlaws, Snaked Seadogs, Supple Scoundrels, Twisted Tideraiders, Elastic Eyepatchers, Wasped Waterwalkers, Gymnastic Gunfighters, Rubberlimbed Raiders, Acrobatic Arrghmasters, Squishy Swashbucklers, Knotted Krakensmashers, Doublejointed Doublooners and of course, the legendary Unbreakable Umbrellashielders! 😝

Oh my, pirates and pretty bois - two my favourite things together ❤️ Hope for more rubber mates!

Thank you so much!! I have more pirates in the works, it's exciting to think about the possibilities! 😝

Whole meta level of this being movie and fantasy inside fantasy is trully good bonus. Plus if I get it correctly it is also trailer of sorts as well :)

Now aside from tatoos and visibly muscular and UPGRADED body of main star Andrzej there is real novel ussage of crossed arms - guess nodd to pirate theme.

And now I imagine treasure chest filled only with Yasha X-) which is best bonus of all.
Shifty

Thank you so much Shifty! Glad you liked his crossed bones, I mean arms 😁

And yes, it's a trailer for The Pirates of the Carribends or something like that 🤣

Haha, a tresure chest filled with Yasha, I just hope it's a small box made of glass 😜

Now let's see his mast rise and have his sails blow in the wind 😉
-Valri

Haha, yes! Let's hope they'll cross their curved cutlasses and see whose mast is bigger 🤣

Not sure if you want to see critics (you removed some of my comments times ago), but his hands seem swapped to me. Maybe as a result of drawing them crossed.

Oh, you're right! I've fixed that, thanks! 😄

I'm sorry if your comment was removed sometime in the past, but I don't remember removing any comments that offered suggestions like this.

This sounds like something Kazoku would love to listen to in his free time. When he gets to have his circus life back, that is.😁
-Agu Fungus

Kazoku sure could get a cool role in this movie, maybe an evil captain's cabin boy who tries to betray him and join A Mighty Pirate™. He'd definitely fit right in! 😜

Mmmmm . Would love ❤️ to see a rear view of this !

This pirate pose is fantastic!!

-J

Incredible detailing work. "Reality is always". Thats tatoo and so realistic feet, its fantastic. Sid Meyer's Pirates! remastering now))

Very cool! Tattoos suit to him. And such sweet muscles...

Years at sea can be quickly turn immediately life threatening with all sorts of dangerous but also very monotonous with the same routine and little to break out of it. Any crew would be utterly delighted to find Andrzej and Yasha.
Each of them alone could entertain the entire crew with their incredible conotortion strip tease shows. High up on deck striking confusing twists and folds before removing a piece of clothing, showing off another fit group of muscles only to stretch them farther than was thought possible. Bet no one thought a small army of brave nautical men would be silenced, left staring slack jawed in anticipation of seeing an incredible self fisting autofellatio performance.
Now imagine if the the two paired up for a contortion sex show together the ship would instantly become the lewdest on the seven seas! I sure hope these two get special protection when they head below decks is all I am saying.