๐ Just a Warm-up
Once Yasha got a call from yoga mag that offered a little bit of very good money for a small photo set they needed for an article on extreme flexibility.
"Boy, you're still warming up?"
"Yessir, please give me 5 minutes!"
"5 minutes ago you said 3 minuh~ WAIT a minute!! You call THIS a warmup?"
"Mmm yes, I need a bit more time, I think I'm feeling a bit stiff..."
"Stiff!? Where exactly!? I didn't even know such a pose even existed in contortion!! As a professional, I can't just stand there and let this beauty go uncaptured! I'm starting the photo shoot immediately!!"