👅 Tongue Battle

What a tongue twister! Andrzej is taking the lead, he makes the soft Siberian melt to that famous Polish technique. Will Yasha be able to respond? He gives it all he's got, his tongue performs a literal contortion in his rival's mouth, it's almost as if he's got a triple tongue, however, Andrzej has the tongue of a bull and he doesn't intend to keep it all tame and civil in his head.

No! Yasha! No biting, that's an immediate disqualification! No, it was just a quick trick Yasha learned from the Siberian shamans. It's very effective, Andrzej looks like cat got his tongue for a second but it's steadily slipping back into the groove that is Yasha's mouth.

The tongue tying continues. Who's winning so far?? Too hard to tell! I really am! Will they make it out in time? Nooo! The time is over and that means it's a draw! Wait, they still continue? Didn't they hear the signal? Are they stuck? Are they crazy?

Did you see that? They're now holding each others hands! Wait, they're leaving! They're leaving the stage and going behind that curtain! What are those Slavic snakes thinking? Do we have security cameras to see what's going on?

We still have no clue what's happening behind the curtain! Will we get the picture? I'm sure we will after a short advertisement. Be sure to stay with us!

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