Princess Jasmine

Farouk: Ya'd betta be able ta pay fo dat.
Princess Jasmine: [disguised as a simple citizen] Pay? I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.
Farouk: [raising his sword] Do ya know what the penalty is fo stealin'?
Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from the irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her.
Aladdin: [to Jasmine] I've been looking all over for you!
Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Farouk: Ya, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Farouk: She planned ta steal me pork ribs!
Aladdin: She... She thinks she has not enough bones in her body. She once fought with a dog for a bone!
Princess Jasmine: [flipping over into a handstand and hanging her feet in front of her own face] I could use some extra booones.
[Abu and Aladdin stare at her with bulging eyes]
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [curls her body backwards into a near perfect ball and looks up from between her own thighs] Will the doctor give me some booones?
Aladdin: [through his teeth] Come on, let's go already.
Princess Jasmine: [rolls after him as a human ball] Has anybody seen my boooones!!
[They walk/roll behind a house's corner]
Aladdin: Geez. I mean Allaz. How do you do that??
[Abu mutters gibberish]
Princess Jasmine: [leans against a wall, playfully putting one foot behind her neck while still standing straight] Made friends with the palace's contortionist and had a lot of fun in her company.

[Much later]

Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious! Rubberlike!
Aladdin: Rubberlike!
Princess Jasmine: Rubberlike?
Genie: Sorry.
Aladdin: Uh, beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.
Princess Jasmine: [offended] Genie!
Genie: It's a joke! I do that.
Princess Jasmine: That was a great compliment! [turning away] For once I thought someone cares about my hobby.
Aladdin: [holding her shoulders gently from behind] I do! What you did back then in the market... I've always wanted to see that again!
Princess Jasmine: [turning back to him, smiling] Why didn't you just say?
[She steps back to the middle of the room and strikes a dancer's stance]
Princess Jasmine: Just take a deep breath...