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Andrzej Kowalczyk: "The art of flexibility has been passed in our family for so many generations that we must have developed the contortion gene by now!"

Daily Bend Magazine presents Hoops of Tomorrow! The prettiest femboys in sports from all over the world! Today with us we have Andrzej Kowalczyk, a record-bending contortionist from Poland!

It all started long, long time ago in the 1830s, when the name of the Polish contortionist Andrzej Kowalczyk, our hero's distant ancestor, was known all over Europe and abroad! That boy's flexibility was indeed marvellous and he was praised as the most flexible human being of his time!

"But those were the darkest times for all young acrobats, including my grand-grand-with-a-grand-on-top-father," the modern Andrzej shakes head. "Little boys were picked from the streets and made to risk their lives to entertain the wealthy. The were yet no laws in existence that could protect them. Among the circus kids it was truly a survival of the fittest, and the human cannoball was nothing compared to what some contortionists had to go through just to amaze the audience!"

Luckily, the nature had gifted the 19th century's Andrzej with the stretchiest body to survive the most extreme demands of the rich, and they did pay him well for the show. Always performing in a full black bodysuit, resembling a black cat, he really made people wonder if he has nine lives too!

"Judging from the written documentaries, his stunts were fantastic, but required a teenager's supple body, so in his early 20s he already quit, married and became a trainer, soon to pass his experience onto his own son and later a grandson. Since then the art never died so now we have a full lineage of black cats!"

Andrzej is a big fan of his forebender, who is his main inspiration. Reading about the historical Andrzej's stunts, he works hard to bring them to the present time and doesn't plan to stop until his own bendiness matches the fantastic rumors of his ancestor's flexibility!