Pain de Mie (WIP)

The local baker monsieur Blanchet's son Pierre surely was one of most talked about wonders in the city. Neither of them was able to tell for sure anymore if it was the boy who first got the silly idea of becoming a human sandwich when he grows up, or was it his father's passion for working with dough that started the entire play with his child who very soon ended up folding his buns onto himself.

But this stretchy game they liked to play at home went so out of proportion that the Blanchets had to open a whole new cafe, "Pain de Mie", where their little Pierrot could perform in front of the growing crowd that meanwhile could enjoy his father's cooking.

Although the cafe's name translated as soft bread, many foreign tourists entered only to pull a joke about the name. But suddenly seeing a boy hanging in a deep oversplit in the middle of the room while smiling and polishing his fingernails, they couldn't help shouting "Oh my goodness so that's why this place is called the Pain of Mine!!"

Indeed Pierre could pull some poses that would easily crack any average boy like a humpty dumpty. And if tipped enough, monsieur Blanchet would personally assist his son to offer some of the most refined desserts to the clientele craving to see more of the boy's incroyable talent.

But even that part wasn't Pierre's most favorite yet, the very best part only happened in the backstage where the father helped his son to improve these already impressive abilities, sometimes so much that neither of them could believe what they were doing.

Ironically enough, several years of contorting for "Pain de Mie" did make Pierre grow that embarrassing masochistic side of his character. In his later teens he pretty much lived up to the punchbag nature of his favorite character Pierrot, but that was years later and for now he enjoyed his life of an effete cafe boy whose body could be bent like dough :3