😎 Lil Waist

Hey yo, so today I discovered a demo tape in the studio which belongs to one of my old acquaintances... He used to work as a sound engineer until he lost his job due to partial hearing impairment. Although the audio quality isn't top-notch, the rhythm and lyrics are quite tight, just like that young underground artist's waistline...

Yo, I'm Lil Waist, straight up out the street,
My waist so thin, you'll think you smoked some weed,
Made my waist so slim, now folks think it ain't there,
In the hood where life ain't never fair.

They used to call me chubby, but I changed my ways,
Now I rock designer clothes, and they all amazed,
Took a little time, but I earned my stripes,
Made it through the struggle, so now I claim my prize.

Made my waist so small, now they wonder,
What I done, what magic spell I'm under?
But I ain't using tricks or dope,
Just cinching every day, tugging the rope.

Lil Waist in the house, got the crowd jumping,
Got them haters looking, but they ain't bumping,
Mama warned me 'bout them hustlers and the game,
But I got caught up, didn't change my name.

So if you ever catch a glimpse of this slim-waist king,
Just know that I've been through it, and I'm still swinging.
Now I'm on top, living life so grand,
With a waist so small, it fits in the palm of your hand.

Lil Waist, the boy from the streets,
Making moves, steppin' out, never missin' beats.
Haters tried to bring me down,
But I kept on grindin', never lost my crown!

A band of biker outlaws, dubbed The Waistband, has been spotted around the town, terrorizing citizens into admitting that they have the smallest waists in existence. However, hope remains on the horizon with the emergence of a fearless individual – an African-American youth named Lil Waist, who is rumored to boast the tiniest waistline across humanity's history...

Now lemme tell ya 'bout this one time,
Bikers came through, thought I'd lose, but I'd shine,
I laid down flat on the ground, said "go ahead",
Roll those tires over me, I'm thin like a thread.

Rollin', rollin', feel that rubber rollin',
Lil Waist got skills, don't see me groanin',
Flat as a pancake, nothin' to worry,
My waist stays thin, gotta keep up that journey.

Lil Waist in the house, got the crowd jumping,
Got them haters looking, but they ain't bumping,
Mama warned me 'bout them hustlers and the game,
But I got caught up, didn't change my name.

So if you ever catch a glimpse of this slim-waist king,
Just know that I've been through it, and I'm still swinging.
Now I'm on top, living life so grand,
With a waist so small, it fits in the palm of your hand.

Lil Waist, the boy from the streets,
Making moves, steppin' out, never missin' beats.
Haters tried to bring me down,
But I kept on grindin', never lost my crown!

They rolled them bikes, one by one,
No bump, no wobble, just pure fun!
My belly was flat like a pancake,
Made every biker see their mistake.

Stood up proud, shook my hips like a ho',
Showed 'em all, Lil Waist got flow.
Haters kept talking, but they couldn't shake,
That I'm the thinnest boy with the tightest waist!

Thought they'd snap me in two, break me like glass,
But they didn't know, I'm built to last.
I hopped in the car, cruised to the club,
Took off my shirt, and let 'em rub.

So there you have it, now you know,
Lil Waist ain't no joke,
I stay slim, I stay low,
Watch out streets, here I go!

😎 😎 😎

My friend told me that the artist behind this track, Lil Waist, decided to give up on rapping after the song got rejected by producers, who felt its content was too heavy on their stomachs. Ironically enough, it's rumored that he moved into the world of fashion under a new name, where he had great success and even managed to snag a few modeling gigs. Just the other day, my friend shared this photo with me, and honestly, the she-thang image suits him perfectly now, much more so than the G thang he was attempting before 😎