God Eater - Kota Fujiki

Dr. Sakaki (signing Kota's first medical checkup papers): "Not too bad at all for having not trained before, I think I'll set your full backfold test in 3 months and the rupple test in a year."

Kota: "Thanks doc! Can't wait to do all that to attract all the pretty girls here!!"

(instead gets attracted by all the guys who queue at his door XD)