Boney Lock

"Basil I got a tight situation here, over!"
"Archie, what you got?"
"Another boney lock, this one's quite a back breaker!"
"Think you'll manage?"
"Dunno, the head's all the way up to the crotch!"
"Perfectly dreadful!"
"Never done it without your help... oh whoops!"
"What's up?"
"I've been detected, the back door's just locked! And the thing got 3:00 on its timer, counting down! Basil what do I do!?"
"Archie listen! Don't panic. Imagine me there holding you tight. Just do it as we always do. Ten seconds stretch, ten seconds breathe, repeat. Keep your chin up and don't loosen it! You can do it!"
"I pretty much have no choice, right? Better hurry, this thing doesn't look too friendly... I ugh... just got my head between my legs so far... What you up to yourself?"
"Got a situation too, hanging in an oversplit, trying to loosen enough to get my butt to the pressure plate below... I'll... (noise)...you a bit later! Best (noise)..uck with your bend, over! (noise)"