🦇 Batboy's Return
The Romanian gymnast Simon Mărțișor returns after all these years!! A bit revamped, together with his mom who strongly believes that everybody should do what they wanna do and be what they wanna be... as long as they strive to become the best at it!! That's why she became a bodybuilder and when she learned about her son's interest in contortionists she swore to help him become the bendiest kid in the world!
Alternative story: Simon has always been the naughtiest kid in the family and it costed him nothing to anger his mother to no limit. As we know vampires are crazy when angered and can't control themselves, so instead of controlling herself she contorted her son. "No mother, do anything but don't stretch my legs apart so much!" "Oh yeah? If you're so afraid of it, that's exactly what I will do!" A bit of good acting on the son's part and she only noticed he likes it when it was too late and he became the best in Bucharest!
Unholy sh*t... good mom or angry mom? Now I don't know which story is better... well at least the result is the same I guess 🧛♂️💦