😉 Hey Babe

"Hey sexy, how's it bendin'?"
"I'm a guy, you dummy."
"So am I! See, we have a lot in common!"
"Piss off, I'm straight."
"So wanna go straight to my place?"
"......... Fine. But I'm on top."
"Sure, the cowboy pose is the best!"
"I mean the other way!!"
"The reverse cowboy?? Oooh my!"