The Sound of Spineless

Today's life hack from Simon!

Is it possible to get a really small waist without belts and corsets?? Yes! All you will need is a chair with arms and some good music... Guess we can call him Count Tortion from now on XD

"Hello darkness my old friend
I've turned to look at you again
And then I turned 360 degrees
My bowels feel like Transylvanian cheese

And you can hear
All the soft cracks along my spine
Still it's fine
It's just the sound of spineless

In my chair I twist around
More and more without a frown
'Neath the halo of a night light lamp
It's so dark but then I am a vamp
I may suck
But then I swear that I don't bite
So hold me tight
Let's make the sound of spineless"

XD

Original song by Simon and Garfunkel :3