👑 Lord of the Folds

"You really shouldn't have called him Pandaboy! These guys are very serious about their corpse-makeup."

"But my lord, you've got to admit he does look like a p-"

"Hush, he's here... I hear footsteps!"

"...."

"...."

"Did you see how skinny that dude is?"

"Think he's gonna eat us?"

"Or make us join his anorexic cult..."

"Ugh! I prefer people not counting my ribs!"

"Right? And I value my two moons nice and round..."

"Like I'm not hearing you two down there! Time to end this little game of fold and seek."

"Oops! I think he founds us!"

To be continued? 😂