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Sasha M
Thank you! The character page is very useful. How else would I know that Sarah and Kyle are the most lewd characters in the gallery: they have no safe images at all! :D
Seriously, I think this is very good. And now the main page menu has room for a couple more sections if needed. Like music, videos, or games.
I'm really happy that you encouraged me to finally add the character page and that I came up with this idea of tiers to give it a more structured look... The ranking of characters will naturally change as their pictures get more views than others. But hey, I was right, there are 4 times more characters on this site than in the English alphabet! ;D

The most daring decision was to replace the main menu with this folder-like structure... But I think folders are more fitting for a contortion website, and with this kind of flexibility we can now have unlimited sections :D
Sasha M
Speaking of an SFW account, it's not always what you think. Many people watch Twitter in public places and they just don't want erotica or porn to appear on their smartphone screen at the wrong time and place. But given your fairly reasonable skepticism about Twitter, it's probably just extra work.
It seems like it's not me who needs to make an SFW account, it's them who need to make a separate account for looking at porn.

🦒 Yasha Lebedev

Sasha M
Yes, I think character lists based on views, comments, or some other metrics are a really good idea if it's possible to do so!
Sasha M
Yes! Personally, I am completely satisfied with the realistic face of Yasha in this picture. Of course, he doesn't have as many freckles as usual, but I think it's because it's autumn now... Plus a lot of makeup. He posed for a profile pic after all. ^^

But you don't have to put all the characters on this page. I understand it's a lot of work. I meant only the main characters. And I'm sure that Lichard or any of your main stars should be available at all times, not just when a new picture of him is published on the site.

"The name Andrzej Kowalczyk was entirely made not by me, my friend Filter-GX"

Yes, but Andrzej has grown up in every sense under your care.
You didn't steal him, you adopted him! :P
I hope Filter-GX will be kind and won't want to take Andrzej back one day. Andrzej and Yasha are such a good couple. They are a true Kawaii-Lewd family. I love them so much.
You have a very good taste, and you also inspire me with your enthusiasm! But I feel like the characters page needs to be done in some meaningful, organized way, and given my lore doesn't make much sense, it's hard to say how to structure it.

Maybe I could create a tier list of characters, ranking them based on how many pictures they have and maybe how many comments or views these pictures had recently... Maybe something like this:
game8.co/games/Genshin-Impact/archives/297465
(scroll down a bit until you see a table full of portraits)

And yes, I do hope Filter-GX will forgive me πŸ˜‚ Andrzej is really very sweet and charming, isn't he? And Yasha's love for him is a beautiful thing ^^ I can't imagine what the world would be like without these two cuties. They are my pride and joy! πŸ˜ƒ
Sasha M
I just don't have enough words. Never has Yasha Lebedev looked more realistic and at the same time exactly as I always remembered him.

I haven't finished reading the new edition of Yasha's biography yet, but the way you updated Yasha's page on the site really excited me. If you're going to make sections like this for all your main characters, that would be great.
Also, it would be really cool if you made a special page on the site for your characters. Right now, if I want to see all the images of, say, Lychard, I have to find at least one image of Lychard in the gallery first. It's really inconvenient when there haven't been any new images of a character in the gallery for months.
And new visitors might not even see some of the old characters they might have liked.

I'm so glad to see that you're giving the characters their last names again. Firstly, I think it gives them more individuality, and secondly, their full names are usually quite funny.

And also, when Yasha and Andrzej finally get married, they will argue for a long time whether their last name should be pronounced as Lebedev-Kowalczyk or Kowalczyk-Lebedev. :D
I'm super happy that you think the more realistic version still looks like him! It's my ultimate goal/dream to eventually give each character a distinctive face, kind of like Sarah... It's still not an easy task for me because my workflow isn't primitive, so maintaining the facial high quality, emotional expression and recognizability, all at once, is almost too magical for me. But I'm really trying my best!

Sure, I want a character catalog but you wouldn't believe how many characters there are. It's like 50+ and I haven't even counted yet! So I don't think anyone would be that into scrolling through a page filled with them all. My idea was to just bring them back every now and then, so when I post a new pic of Sir Lichard, people can look at other pics of him, so it's never overwhelming.

And I'm happy you like their last names, I generally select them using some "names and their meanings" websites or name generators. The name Yasha Lebedev was entirely generated, and there's nothing wrong with that since the name Yuni was also auto-generated using a random name generator I made back in 2003 that randomly combined kana syllables - I used it to create the names for my early characters like Yuni, Jahi, Haji, Atsu, Shani, etc. The name Andrzej Kowalczyk was entirely made not by me, my friend Filter-GX at DeviantArt created this Polish character back in 2014, he made several other contortionists from various countries, as well as their stories, but his characters were mostly girls and Andrzej wasn't really in the spotlight. In the end I ended up making more pics of Andrzej than Filter-GX himself, so over the years I kind of stole him from the original creator little by little haha. Well, not really, we talked many times and he always loved how I turned Andrzej into a real prodigy - his original Andrzej was used to be pretty humble. As for marriage, maybe Kowalebdz or Lebodzcyk... or Kawaii-Lewd XD

πŸ–€ DARK ANGEL [PP]

Sasha M
I have to check out all the bands and singers you listed. I never know what I'm going to like. In terms of genres, I listen to absolutely everything from Offenbach and Tchaikovsky to Rob Zombie and Dana International. Sometimes in the same playlist. :D Snobs have made fun of me more than once, but I don't care. ^^

Yeah, I remember you wrote about Destruction as a prototype for Mass Distraction. But after Cock Rock and a few other Mass Distraction songs, I was sure you decided they would play pop and soft rock (still making cocks hard) :D

By the way, youtube's fabulous algorithms immediately offered me a cover made by Destruction for the song The Damned by Plasmatics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yvo7YZ2HRM
The funniest and a little saddest thing is that people write in the comments that they learned about the existence of Plasmatics only thanks to this cover. Sic transit gloria mundi...

If you ever decide to create a whole Cum Fort album from the existing singles (which is my dream), you can use both versions of Dark Angel, just make one of them a bonus track.

I don't know if it's possible, but if it is, it would be great to save the vocal parameters (voice timbre and all that) that you used for Wolfie and Leslie's vocals for future use.
Wow, I never would have imagined something like Destruction covering The Plasmatics, it's just insane! 😱 It's amazing how you can stumble upon such unlikely things. But yes, I only learned about The Plasmatics after you mentioned them, and I think people who listen to thrash metal like Metallica and Slayer usually don't listen to punk rock.

My journey into the world of punk rock began with The Exploited, which kind of blends punk rock with thrash metal, and then there's my all-time favorite band, The Offspring... their track 'Kill the President' is now hard to find thanks to censorsheep, but it was a huge hit for me as a kid.

And as for saving vocal parameters, I don't think it's possible on a free plan, but Suno AI often generates vocals that are very similar again and again, so it's usually quite easy to edit them to sound like Wolfy.
Sasha M
My suggestions for the main lineup of "Cum Fort":

Wolfie - lead vocals, rhythm guitar
Leslie - drums, backing vocals
Helmut - lead guitar, backing vocals
Danny - bass guitar, menacing barbaric growl
Aaand our lineup is complete! 🀘😈🀘
Sasha M
Also the black and white photo of Danny is so damn stylish. <3
I thought it would be interesting if you posted "photos" sometimes, as if "taken by Martin". Maybe even put them together in an album.
I'm so happy you liked Danny! I feel really good about him exploring femininity without losing his muscular body. I mean, he's never been overly masculine, with his long hair and bangs being his style for years...

As for albums, I've been thinking about it a lot. It would be great to have separate sections like on YouTube where you can subscribe to specific channels like one for 3D tutorials or another for psychology. That's what I'd love: a channel just for songs, one for games (to motivate myself to finish some), and maybe even separate ones for super safe content and one for demonic kinky stuff. Maybe even a section fully (and jokingly) dedicated to the lore/wiki.

But I'm sure visitors are already overwhelmed with my daily posts and the long texts they have to read. Adding more complexity might not be welcome. So the idea is obvious, but not so obvious at the same time...

The only thing I know is that I feel uncomfortable seeing innocent pictures next to kinky ones right now. But at the same time, having completely different channels or sections on the site would make it harder for visitors to see what's new...
Sasha M
The Cum Fort version should be the first track! Since it's heavy rock from Wolfie, the original version is from Cum Fort, right?
My choice is the Cum Fort and Mass Distraction versions. Although I expected the Mass Distraction version to be more pop.

Apparently, in Cum Fort, Wolfie is on vocals and lead guitar.
Leslie is on drums :-P
It would be funny if you listed all the members of Cum Fort.
Sasha M

PS Soon you will have enough songs for a full album. :D
I agree that Cum Fort would be an excellent opening track, but I opted for another one because of a few reasons... First and foremost, it's the original, first track that inspired the entire album. Secondly, I just love how the chorus sounds like some sort of robotic machinery instead of a human voice. And I dig the opening riff - it's got this standard punk rock vibe with a dark electronic twist! I experimented with a weird mix of genres here - dark electro, aggressive phonk, and punk rock, it's really interesting how they all come together in one song.

Hmm, yeah, I can see why Mass Distraction might be too intense for an M.D. track. But hey, it has a cool solo! I imagine Cum Fort as a more epic version of Mass Distraction, both bands being predominantly Wolfy's creations depending on his mood and the company he's hanging out with...

As for band members, I'm pretty sure that Wolfy, Leslie, and Helmut are part of ANAL OGY:
yuni.us/anal-ogy
It's kind of amusing how I never considered spelling it "ANAL O G" - then it could easily be a rap group! But I'm not even sure if Wolfy has any interest in rap at all... We'd definitely need some Lil Waist, Nab, or Kavu to make an OG band!

As for Cum Fort members, maybe adding Danny would give the band that extra touch of epicness and barbarity - who knows!? :D

Erik the Jester

Sasha M
wow It's so teasing. Now I also want to see how Erika's dream about Sir Marion ended.

πŸŽ“ Helmut at School

Sasha M
Sweet, flat-chested Helmut. <3 But I got dizzy.

πŸ₯΅ Stretch Tester

Sasha M
If only you could do something like this with nudity as well, and a longer video...

*stay folded*
A good way to wish all the best to Leslie, Yasha or another avid contortionist. :D

πŸ‘Ή Monster Music I

Sasha M
" I do have plans to make Mass Distraction and Cum Fort tracks, once I come up with interesting lyrics ^^ "

Oh, Yuni, that would be wonderful! If you need something truly deep, poetic and sophisticated for inspiration, perhaps the lyrics of this classic piece of music can help you. ^^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-djgpHsHAg
Sasha M
I prefer the kind of "cheesy" punk rock/metal like the Plasmatics did. That's why I especially love this composition. I can imagine Wolfie and his band "CUM FORT" performing it, which really entertains me. ^^
Thank you so much for commenting on one of those tracks! :D I know on every Halloween I get some kind of sick craze in my head instead of just making cute pumpkin stuff I end up making some really sick stuff... But it feels like the only single time in a year when it makes sense to try making some monsters, so the worst stuff just flows out of the dark corners...

Hahaha, for some reason I could totally imagine Leslie on vocals in this track, going crazy XD I do have plans to make Mass Distraction and Cum Fort tracks, once I come up with interesting lyrics ^^

Thank you once again, I really need to check out Plasmatics right now, maybe get some ideas for Wolfy :D

πŸ‘Ή Monster Music VIII

Sasha M
"The ghost you saw, couldn't it be a fortunate arrangement of clouds at night..."

Nope, it was indoors and the ghost wasn't gigantic like in your picture. Just about the size of a tall person. I think it was a hallucination or an extremely hyper-realistic nightmare. Luckily it was a long time ago and only happened once in my life, so it's just an unusual life experience to tell people about during Halloween. :-P
Sasha M
This monster really scares me. All the monsters you made for the album are worthy decorations for Halloween, but this one looks a bit like a ghost I once saw in rl. A figure made of darkness and stars. Like a dark door to an unknown universe...
And this second piece of music that I love. This one sounds more like Wolfie himself is singing it. :-P
Thank you so much for commenting on these monsters, I'm quite proud of them as usually AI generates very refined pictures, with bad anatomy and artifacts but still refined... I literally had to break how the AI generates images to achieve this scary effect :D Sadly, Halloween is the only time when I can share something like that, I doubt that my visitors are interested in monsters haha...

You're right, I can sort of hear Wolfy here, not that you mentioned it... the only question is what did he smoke XD (though I think I know what XD)

The ghost you saw, couldn't it be a fortunate arrangement of clouds at night with a large gap where you see the stars and the clouds around it slightly highlighted by the atmosphere, creating the effect of a giant silhouette? Just a thought, I don't mind if you think it was a ghost :D After seeing the pictures of the four suns over China, I can believe almost anything haha...

πŸ“” The Book of Tricks

Sasha M
Yuni, you have been creating erotic and contortionist art for over 20 years, using a variety of techniques and styles. Even if you are not a professional artist, you are much more gifted as an artist than many "professionals".

I just hope that you will use AI very carefully... I say this because all the works you created before the AI ​​era, I could easily recognize among the works of thousands of other artists, but now I can not always do it.
Thank you so much, but I'd appreciate it if you could name a second artist who creates anything similar to my old or recent work. Trust me, once I find someone else who makes great femboy contortion art, I'll be their biggest fan myself. I only make this art because after 20 years online, I still haven't found anything that matches what I'm looking for...